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An open letter to the people of USA

Jostein Elvaker Haande Nov 7, 2016 1 Comments

For the first time ever, I’m worried senseless about an election in the US. This election is one of the most important elections in modern history and stands to shift…

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One world

Jostein Elvaker Haande Jul 18, 2016 0 Comments

I am so fucking angry, I’m way beyond upset, my heart is bleeding, my head is racing, my gut wants to vomit until there’s nothing more left inside, and I’m…

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Brexit – the times they are a changin’

Jostein Elvaker Haande Jun 24, 2016 0 Comments

So, the people of Great Britain have spoken. They have voted in favour of leaving the European Union. A decision that came as a surprise to many, especially to the…

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Blue light addication

Jostein Elvaker Haande Aug 1, 2015 2 Comments

Hello, my name is Jostein and I'm a blue light addict. I crave the blue light that my so-called smartphone gives off, I need the blue light, it drives me,…

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Google Cardboard VR – nerdgasm!

Jostein Elvaker Haande Feb 4, 2015 4 Comments

What is it they say? Once a nerd, always a nerd? I don't know about you, but for me that definitely rings true. Working in IT, you tend to be…

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Artificial intelligence – The ghost in the machine?

Jostein Elvaker Haande Jan 18, 2015 3 Comments

Recently there has been quite a bit of talk about artificial intelligence, and the possible problems this technology might introduce. Technology and evolution go hand in hand, and even though…

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Energy

Jostein Elvaker Haande Sep 2, 2014 2 Comments

EnergyIt surrounds usIt consumes usIt's everything and nothingFrom the painful birthAt ground zeroThe biggest orgasm knownThe Big BangThe genesis of the entiretyThe cradle of lifeFrom single protons and neutronsTo a…

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[HOWTO] Install bindgraph in Ubuntu

Jostein Elvaker Haande Feb 17, 2014 1 Comments

This is a simple how-to on getting bindgraph installed on your Ubuntu system. Bindgraph is a handy CGI tool written in Perl that gathers statistics from your BIND9 installation, to…

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[HOWTO] Accessing MSSQL with perl in Ubuntu/Debian

Jostein Elvaker Haande Oct 8, 2013 1 Comments

Have you ever had the need to access an MSSQL database from Ubuntu/Debian via Perl? Well, it's rather easy once you have the right tools. All you need is to…

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[HOWTO] Install Redmine on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS

Jostein Elvaker Haande Feb 14, 2012 0 Comments

Preface What is Redmine? Redmine is a flexible project management web application. Written using the Ruby on Rails framework, it is cross-platform and cross-database. What does that really mean though?…

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Jostein Elvaker Haande

Jostein Elvaker Haande

Computer nerd and amateur photographer

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A problem-oriented person that likes a challenge and learning new things.

A huge advocate for open-source software and ideals, from which my love for Linux stems.

Really enjoy integrating different services across platforms, and making it as accessible as possible.

Personal motto: nothing is impossible, it just takes a bit longer.

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